1	A good day for boating, if you're a dick
2	Partly bathed in the healing light of the lord
3	The kind of rain your granddad told you about
4	Mostly sunny, too windy to appreciate
5	Flashbacks to 1988
6	Earthquuuaaaakessss!!!
7	It's a great day for baseball
8	Halfhearted storm warning in semi-effect
9	Freaking flying squirrels everywhere
10	15 percent chance of joy
11	Temperatures, tempers rising
12	Outdoor drinking advisory
13	Mexican storm making a run for it
14	Nice kerchief weather
15	Jackpot! [three suns]
16	Unclear, check back in a few minutes
17	Pollen chunks
18	Partlycast
19	Start piling sandbags. Trust us.
20	Trust your gut
21	Partly chancy
22	Hail-sized sleet
23	Seasonal
24	Great clouds this week
25	Highs in your mid-20s
26	Pollinated snow
27	Three snowflakes
28	Wind chimes bothering neighbor today
29	What does it matter-- is your Wii outside?
30	246 weddings, 1,943 BBQs ruined
31	A solid "7.5" on the Hot Scale
32	Hot and muggy in the upper 90s as a warm front yes kill her extends the heat wave with that knife until thursday
33	Just right to slip on a T-sweater
34	So rainy you're probably moving today
35	Loads and loads of weather today
36	Pre-winter bone-chilling cold
37	Unnamed comet passing earth tonight. Send ideas to comet@nasa.gov
38	White
39	Single bolt of lightning in otherwise perfect day